How’s this for beauty that will blow your man away? Dutch jewelry designer Ted Norton’s new range of cosmetics guns have been crafted to serve as handy storage space for a woman’s beauty essentials. Part of a functional art series dubbed the”Seven Necessities”, each of which have been created with a specific cosmetics house in mind, such as Dior and Chanel, the remarkably convincing faux firearms are a high tech femme fetale’s tools of seduction. 

Printed using cutting-edge 3D printers and retrofitted with hand-tooled 18-karat gold details, the guns come loaded with all the ammunition a woman needs to survive a day in the modern dating world. There’s lip gloss in the muzzle, various pills (including Viagra) in the loading chamber, 100 grams of certified silver bullion in the Dior gun clip (50 grams of 24-karat gold in the Chanel), a toothpick and, in some models, a hairpin and a small vial of perfume. The guns also conceal a 4GB thumb drive for snapshots and espionage secrets – perfect for a little naughty, James Bond-esque spy role-play.  

Model Olga Kostiantynivna Kurylenko, the Bond Girl in 2008’s “Quantum of Solace”

Ted Norton’s Seven Necessities cosmetics gun

Ted Norton

Via [NYT]